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Stress Management: Can I Rent a Wife?

freshcontentengine.com — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 09:29:05 +0000

LONDON — My colleague Joann Weiner recently wrote a post for this site in which she described the blissful, stress-free summer week she just enjoyed in Washington, D.C., while her family was out of town. She exercised . . . she went out to dinner . . . she tried beer ice cream . . [...]

Opinion: It’s Amazing How Much You Can Learn About A Person Just By Hiring A Private Investigator (by Matt Simone)

The Onion — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 17:00:00 +0000

Do we ever really know the people we marry? I wonder. Now, I’ve known my wife Fran for 15 wonderful years, 10 of them in the most beautiful,…

Husband, Wife Unaware They Are A Comedy Team

The Onion — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 15:00:00 +0000

GLENDALE, AZ—"Whether it’s arguing over home mortgage payments, or why the godforsaken lights are always on, David and Sheila never disappoint," said a neighbor.

Wife Always Dragging Husband Into Her Marital Problems

The Onion — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 16:15:00 +0000

HOUSTON—Banker Robert "Rob Boy" Grelman expressed annoyance with his wife Janet Monday, saying she consistently involves him in her marital problems.

Mattress King Selects Wife From Small Wisconsin Village

The Onion — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 13:00:00 +0000

OSHKOSH, WI—Following the proclamation, the Mattress King and his retinue celebrated with great relish at Tinker’s Pub, where the Wild Turkey did freely flow.

King Latifah Returns For Wife

The Onion — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 16:15:00 +0000

Mutual Weirdness = Love

hagdawg — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 19:32:56 +0000

Found this as I stumbled around today. I’d have to say it describes me and my wife pretty accurately. We definitely have a mutual weirdness although her weirdness exceeds mine usually. Her weirdness is one of the reasons I married her. Who wants a boring person for a mate? That just wouldn’t be any fun.

Weird advertisments (mediaalive.wordpress.com)
Weird Moments with Google Search: Like Someone is Stepping on Your Grave (bilerico.com)
Weird Al Is Making Another Movie (cinemablend.com)