Jul 24 2010

Stress Management: Can I Rent a Wife?

LONDON — My colleague Joann Weiner recently wrote a post for this site in which she described the blissful, stress-free summer week she just enjoyed in Washington, D.C., while her family was out of town. She exercised . . . she went out to dinner . . . she tried beer ice cream . . [...]


Jul 11 2010

Opinion: It’s Amazing How Much You Can Learn About A Person Just By Hiring A Private Investigator (by Matt Simone)

Do we ever really know the people we marry? I wonder. Now, I’ve known my wife Fran for 15 wonderful years, 10 of them in the most beautiful,…




Jul 10 2010

Husband, Wife Unaware They Are A Comedy Team

GLENDALE, AZ—"Whether it’s arguing over home mortgage payments, or why the godforsaken lights are always on, David and Sheila never disappoint," said a neighbor.




Jul 9 2010

Wife Always Dragging Husband Into Her Marital Problems

HOUSTON—Banker Robert "Rob Boy" Grelman expressed annoyance with his wife Janet Monday, saying she consistently involves him in her marital problems.




Jul 9 2010

Mattress King Selects Wife From Small Wisconsin Village

OSHKOSH, WI—Following the proclamation, the Mattress King and his retinue celebrated with great relish at Tinker’s Pub, where the Wild Turkey did freely flow.




Jul 8 2010

King Latifah Returns For Wife