Jul 13 2010

Your Horoscopes – Week Of July 13, 2010

Aries A combination of hubris, treachery, and everyday low prices will soon mark the end of your reign as Mattress King.
Taurus Smuggling cocaine across the border is a delicate art. Next time try stashing it inside a st…



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Jul 9 2010

Mattress King Selects Wife From Small Wisconsin Village

OSHKOSH, WI—Following the proclamation, the Mattress King and his retinue celebrated with great relish at Tinker’s Pub, where the Wild Turkey did freely flow.



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