WASHINGTON — “Can’t see London, Can’t see France, unless we see your underpants.”
Yes, the T.S.A. jokes are flying. As Transportation Security Administration officials struggled to handle the uproar from piqued travelers who maintained their private parts were being treated in a public fashion by new security screening techniques at the airport, the people who make up dumb jokes were having a field day.
Want to hear some more? These are all courtesy of an off-the-record listserve that caters to aviation, er, professionals, for want of a better word.
“T.S.A.: If we did our job any better, we’d have to buy you dinner first.”
Like that, huh? Want another one? How about “T.S.A.: We are now free to move about your pants.”
Or this. “T.S.A.: Wanna Fly? Drop your fly.” Or “T.S.A.: It’s not a grope. It’s a freedom pat.”
And finally, here’s one for the road.
“TSA: We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.”
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This guy is freaking hilarious I don’t know what set him off but he just wants a cheeseburger. He then starts threatening everybody in the restaurant which eventually leads to his fat ass getting taken down quickly. Funniest part is when he gets taken down his shorts get pulled down to reveal he is free-balling who starts a fight when you have no underwear on? Gotta love a redneck. I found this video at dailyshite.com and the comments are very funny too go read them.
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