FatherGarage.com » Holidays http://fathergarage.com Political News Delivered Daily Thu, 05 Jan 2012 09:06:56 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 On the Table for the Holidays, Countless Unwelcome Ways to Tighten Our Belts http://fathergarage.com/2010/11/19/on-the-table-for-the-holidays-countless-unwelcome-ways-to-tighten-our-belts/ http://fathergarage.com/2010/11/19/on-the-table-for-the-holidays-countless-unwelcome-ways-to-tighten-our-belts/#comments Sat, 20 Nov 2010 01:01:35 +0000 freshcontentengine.com http://uspolitical.freshcontentengine.com/on-the-table-for-the-holidays-countless-unwelcome-ways-to-tighten-our-belts/ Just in time for Thanksgiving, Washington is serving up multiple deficit-reduction plans to an ungrateful nation. The rating system of, by and for the people seems to run a narrow gamut from starter course (as in ‘needs wholesale changes’) to completely indigestible. True, we are only a couple of weeks out from our electoral apocalypse [...]

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I don’t really believe in making New Years Resolutions because most of the time I just end up letting myself down. So I went looking for some of the craziest resolutions made this year. I didn’t get far as I found this resolution randomizer. So I decided to see what my top 10 randomized resolutions would be:

1. Never be caught passing the buck in the shower. (Not sure what to say about this one)
2. Finally stop stealing ideas in bed. (it seems to know some of my habits)
3. Share my ideas about entertaining clients when I’m provoked. (seems like a bad time for that)
4. Do something about sharing absurd stories with friends. (well that’s no fun)
5. Justify my love of managing my money whenever I feel like it. (don’t you have to have money before you can manage it)
6. Never admit to borrowing money in the parking lot. (well at least it knows I need money now)
7. Stop doing shots — unless I’m on vacation. (actually makes a little sense)
8. Try to avoid forwarding emails at my desk. (hmmmm guess I need a new gadget)
9. Refrain from gossiping during happy hour. (besides drinking isn’t this what happy hour is all about)
10. Do something about hiding staplers around town. (damn it knows my love of stapler theft guess I should stop)

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First up is an older compilation of people but I just really liked the song.

Next we have saying your ABC’s, walking in a straight line, holding your foot 6inches off the ground and counting who doesn’t love a good field sobriety test.

And we will finish up with this last one. There is nothing funnier than drunks who speak a different language that I can’t understand. What the Hell are they trying to accomplish here??

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