This guy is freaking hilarious I don’t know what set him off but he just wants a cheeseburger. He then starts threatening everybody in the restaurant which eventually leads to his fat ass getting taken down quickly. Funniest part is when he gets taken down his shorts get pulled down to reveal he is free-balling who starts a fight when you have no underwear on? Gotta love a redneck. I found this video at dailyshite.com and the comments are very funny too go read them.
I don’t really believe in making New Years Resolutions because most of the time I just end up letting myself down. So I went looking for some of the craziest resolutions made this year. I didn’t get far as I found this resolution randomizer. So I decided to see what my top 10 randomized resolutions would be:
1. Never be caught passing the buck in the shower. (Not sure what to say about this one)
2. Finally stop stealing ideas in bed. (it seems to know some of my habits)
3. Share my ideas about entertaining clients when I’m provoked. (seems like a bad time for that)
4. Do something about sharing absurd stories with friends. (well that’s no fun)
5. Justify my love of managing my money whenever I feel like it. (don’t you have to have money before you can manage it)
6. Never admit to borrowing money in the parking lot. (well at least it knows I need money now)
7. Stop doing shots — unless I’m on vacation. (actually makes a little sense)
8. Try to avoid forwarding emails at my desk. (hmmmm guess I need a new gadget)
9. Refrain from gossiping during happy hour. (besides drinking isn’t this what happy hour is all about)
10. Do something about hiding staplers around town. (damn it knows my love of stapler theft guess I should stop)
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