Jul 13 2010

George Steinbrenner Dead After Firing Underperforming Heart




Jul 13 2010

Heroic Goldfish Given Viking Flushing




Jul 13 2010

[audio] Ritalin Gummies Unveiled




Jul 13 2010

Opinion: Fuck, I Just Realized I’m Going To Be One Of The People Who Die In This Heat Wave (by Rose Sidman)

Boy, is it a scorcher! Don’t think I’ve seen one like this since the summer of ’49.




Jul 13 2010

Umpire’s Perfect Game Goes Completely Unnoticed

SEATTLE—Mariner fans unknowingly witnessed history Monday when veteran umpire Tony Candeleo became only the 11th umpire in major-league history to call a perfect officiating game, not missing a single strike, ball, or contested out for nine straight…




Jul 13 2010

More Americans Concerned Illegal Immigrants Will Take Their Spot On Couch

LOS ANGELES—According to a Los Angeles Times survey published Tuesday, an increasing number of Americans believe undocumented immigrants pose a threat to their favored spot on the couch, with many expressing concern that illegal aliens are …