<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>FatherGarage.com &#187; Funny Links</title>
	<atom:link href="http://fathergarage.com/category/funny-links/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://fathergarage.com</link>
	<description>Political News Delivered Daily</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 09:06:56 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator>
	<script type="text/javascript"><!--
google_ad_client = "pub-6375523657173313";
/* 468x60, created 1/4/10 FGsite */
google_ad_slot = "9131154320";
google_ad_width = 468;
google_ad_height = 60;
//-->
</script>
<script type="text/javascript"
src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js">
</script>	<item>
		<title>Letters To The Editor: Laptop Computers</title>
		<link>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/letters-to-the-editor-laptop-computers/</link>
		<comments>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/letters-to-the-editor-laptop-computers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 19:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Onion</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Links]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Editor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Laptop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[laptop computers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[letters to the editor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theonion.com/articles/laptop-computers,17718/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear The Onion,
I'd like to point out that I was an early supporter of laptop computers. Thank you.
Lauren Reynolds, Chicago

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear The Onion,<br />
I&#8217;d like to point out that I was an early supporter of laptop computers. Thank you.<br />
Lauren Reynolds, Chicago</p>
<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/yRZYC6jslJ4CZsMmSaDvQrbN5dc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/yRZYC6jslJ4CZsMmSaDvQrbN5dc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/><br />
<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/yRZYC6jslJ4CZsMmSaDvQrbN5dc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/yRZYC6jslJ4CZsMmSaDvQrbN5dc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>
<p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/vvNtQ0Pf-W4" height="1" width="1"/></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/letters-to-the-editor-laptop-computers/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Statshot: Why Didn&#8217;t We Get That Raise?</title>
		<link>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/statshot-why-didnt-we-get-that-raise/</link>
		<comments>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/statshot-why-didnt-we-get-that-raise/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 17:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Onion</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Links]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Statshot]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theonion.com/articles/why-didnt-we-get-that-raise,17717/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/aTvygQS9m3W0xptBQnVkpBJKn3A/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/aTvygQS9m3W0xptBQnVkpBJKn3A/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/><br />
<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/aTvygQS9m3W0xptBQnVkpBJKn3A/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/aTvygQS9m3W0xptBQnVkpBJKn3A/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>
<p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/9ujuUtkXqlI" height="1" width="1"/></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/statshot-why-didnt-we-get-that-raise/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Vanguard Of Security Technology</title>
		<link>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/the-vanguard-of-security-technology/</link>
		<comments>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/the-vanguard-of-security-technology/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Onion</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Links]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmas day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Security]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[security technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Vanguard]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theonion.com/interactive/the-vanguard-of-security-technology,17715/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Following the attempted Christmas Day bombing of Northwestern Flight 253, the TSA has moved to heighten security.

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Following the attempted Christmas Day bombing of Northwestern Flight 253, the TSA has moved to heighten security.</p>
<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ek9hYzNnJR4wfOJMtD4r3liCF48/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ek9hYzNnJR4wfOJMtD4r3liCF48/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/><br />
<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ek9hYzNnJR4wfOJMtD4r3liCF48/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/ek9hYzNnJR4wfOJMtD4r3liCF48/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>
<p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/-K32fBR9Njo" height="1" width="1"/></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/the-vanguard-of-security-technology/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Woozy Steve Young Studying Game Film For Sunday&#8217;s Contest Against Bills, Tearful Wife Reports</title>
		<link>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/woozy-steve-young-studying-game-film-for-sundays-contest-against-bills-tearful-wife-reports/</link>
		<comments>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/woozy-steve-young-studying-game-film-for-sundays-contest-against-bills-tearful-wife-reports/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 14:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Onion</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Links]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Game]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[game film]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[palo alto ca]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Woozy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theonion.com/articles/woozy-steve-young-studying-game-film-for-sundays-c,17665/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[PALO ALTO, CA&#8212;Former 49ers quarterback and frequent concussion sufferer Steve Young, evidently concerned over performing well in a December 1995 game against the Buffalo Bills, has sequestered himself in his office to study game film for the matc...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>PALO ALTO, CA&mdash;Former 49ers quarterback and frequent concussion sufferer Steve Young, evidently concerned over performing well in a December 1995 game against the Buffalo Bills, has sequestered himself in his office to study game film for the matchup&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/iuGH9jtJamHzYhpU61lEfj3G2Xg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/iuGH9jtJamHzYhpU61lEfj3G2Xg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/><br />
<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/iuGH9jtJamHzYhpU61lEfj3G2Xg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/iuGH9jtJamHzYhpU61lEfj3G2Xg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>
<p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/HlDmK2jEBhY" height="1" width="1"/></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/woozy-steve-young-studying-game-film-for-sundays-contest-against-bills-tearful-wife-reports/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>[video] Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody</title>
		<link>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/video-girl-raised-from-birth-by-wolf-blitzer-taken-into-protective-custody/</link>
		<comments>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/video-girl-raised-from-birth-by-wolf-blitzer-taken-into-protective-custody/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Onion</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Links]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Birth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[developmental psychologist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Girl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wolf blitzer]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theonion.com/video/girl-raised-from-birth-by-wolf-blitzer-taken-into,17714/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#34;'Molly' and Developmental Psychologist Dr. Kenneth Ives come on Today Now! to talk about her upbringing as a half-human, half-Wolf Blitzer.

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&quot;&#8217;Molly&#8217; and Developmental Psychologist Dr. Kenneth Ives come on Today Now! to talk about her upbringing as a half-human, half-Wolf Blitzer.</p>
<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/1pp6M60lIADEfscfVvEu2PFOrIs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/1pp6M60lIADEfscfVvEu2PFOrIs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/><br />
<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/1pp6M60lIADEfscfVvEu2PFOrIs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/1pp6M60lIADEfscfVvEu2PFOrIs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>
<p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/DY-hiFTEvgo" height="1" width="1"/></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/video-girl-raised-from-birth-by-wolf-blitzer-taken-into-protective-custody/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>American Voices: Guacamole, Salsa Faulted For Outbreaks</title>
		<link>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/american-voices-guacamole-salsa-faulted-for-outbreaks/</link>
		<comments>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/american-voices-guacamole-salsa-faulted-for-outbreaks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 13:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Onion</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Links]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[american voices]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Disease]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Faulted]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[food borne illnesses]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theonion.com/articles/guacamole-salsa-faulted-for-outbreaks,17723/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A new study from the Centers for Disease Control found that nearly one out of every 25 food-borne illnesses traced to restaurants is caused by contaminated salsa or guacamole.

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A new study from the Centers for Disease Control found that nearly one out of every 25 food-borne illnesses traced to restaurants is caused by contaminated salsa or guacamole.</p>
<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/xMe3gr3iE1vVB0Yfpv-71k-Ocf4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/xMe3gr3iE1vVB0Yfpv-71k-Ocf4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/><br />
<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/xMe3gr3iE1vVB0Yfpv-71k-Ocf4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/xMe3gr3iE1vVB0Yfpv-71k-Ocf4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>
<p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/g9PkFooRbcw" height="1" width="1"/></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/american-voices-guacamole-salsa-faulted-for-outbreaks/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>EPA Study: Rivers Shouldn&#8217;t Smell Like Shit</title>
		<link>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/epa-study-rivers-shouldnt-smell-like-shit/</link>
		<comments>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/epa-study-rivers-shouldnt-smell-like-shit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 13:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Onion</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Links]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[environmental protection agency]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rivers']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Study]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[study rivers]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theonion.com/articles/epa-study-rivers-shouldnt-smell-like-shit,17712/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON&#8212;A study released Monday by the Environmental Protection Agency concluded that rivers should never smell like shit, noting that when naturally occurring waterways do reek of fecal matter there is &#34;more than likely something wrong w...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WASHINGTON&mdash;A study released Monday by the Environmental Protection Agency concluded that rivers should never smell like shit, noting that when naturally occurring waterways do reek of fecal matter there is &quot;more than likely something wrong with&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/X45e2eWfrsXoEuMRIz3Obt6PqmM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/X45e2eWfrsXoEuMRIz3Obt6PqmM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/><br />
<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/X45e2eWfrsXoEuMRIz3Obt6PqmM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/X45e2eWfrsXoEuMRIz3Obt6PqmM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>
<p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/Xd08ZSZkgwA" height="1" width="1"/></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/epa-study-rivers-shouldnt-smell-like-shit/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>[audio] Bold New Campaign Reminds America Beef Exists</title>
		<link>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/audio-bold-new-campaign-reminds-america-beef-exists/</link>
		<comments>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/audio-bold-new-campaign-reminds-america-beef-exists/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 12:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Onion</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Links]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bold]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Campaign]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.theonion.com/audio/bold-new-campaign-reminds-america-beef-exists,17713/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/5lnyFK2ChrmwPVoo99bjjPmZN-I/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/5lnyFK2ChrmwPVoo99bjjPmZN-I/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/><br />
<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/5lnyFK2ChrmwPVoo99bjjPmZN-I/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~at/5lnyFK2ChrmwPVoo99bjjPmZN-I/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>
<p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/theonion/daily/~4/pkVvsC3XN28" height="1" width="1"/></p>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/audio-bold-new-campaign-reminds-america-beef-exists/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Mel Gibson uploaded Mel Gibson Tells Helent Hunt Off in What Women&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/mel-gibson-uploaded-mel-gibson-tells-helent-hunt-off-in-what-women/</link>
		<comments>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/mel-gibson-uploaded-mel-gibson-tells-helent-hunt-off-in-what-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 07:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Funny or Die Newsfeed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Links]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hunt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mel gibson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tells]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[uploaded]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false"></guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
                  about 12 hours ago Mel Gibson uploaded Mel Gibson Tells Helent Hunt Off in What Women...

      ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='detailed_feed_event haslayout'>
<div style='float:right; margin-left: 16px;line-height:24px'>about 12 hours ago</div>
<p><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/mel_gibson?rel=newsfeed" title="Mel Gibson"><img alt="Mel Gibson" class="linked_user_thumb" src="http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1125250/tumblr_l5bk2gcfRt1qapdr9o1_400_rectangle_tiny.jpg?2383166d" /></a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/mel_gibson?rel=newsfeed" title="Mel Gibson">Mel Gibson</a> uploaded <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1a173a61d0/mel-gibson-tells-helent-hunt-off-in-what-women-want?rel=newsfeed">Mel Gibson Tells Helent Hunt Off in What Women&#8230;</a></div>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/14/mel-gibson-uploaded-mel-gibson-tells-helent-hunt-off-in-what-women/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Emma_Stone uploaded iPhone Murder Apps</title>
		<link>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/13/emma_stone-uploaded-iphone-murder-apps/</link>
		<comments>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/13/emma_stone-uploaded-iphone-murder-apps/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 00:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Funny or Die Newsfeed</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Links]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[emma stone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iPhone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stone]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false"></guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
                  about 17 hours ago Emma_Stone uploaded iPhone Murder Apps

      ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='detailed_feed_event haslayout'>
<div style='float:right; margin-left: 16px;line-height:24px'>about 17 hours ago</div>
<p><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/emma_stone?rel=newsfeed" title="Emma_Stone"><img alt="Emma_Stone" class="linked_user_thumb" src="http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/user_photos/1125794/7XBQ84_0302emmastoneascarriebradshawli_rectangle_tiny.jpg?2383166d" /></a> <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/emma_stone?rel=newsfeed" title="Emma_Stone">Emma_Stone</a> uploaded <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c1cdfef3cf/iphone-murder-apps?rel=newsfeed">iPhone Murder Apps</a></div>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://fathergarage.com/2010/07/13/emma_stone-uploaded-iphone-murder-apps/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

