Jul
14
2010
Letters To The Editor: Laptop Computers
Dear The Onion,
I’d like to point out that I was an early supporter of laptop computers. Thank you.
Lauren Reynolds, Chicago
Jul
14
2010
The Vanguard Of Security Technology
Following the attempted Christmas Day bombing of Northwestern Flight 253, the TSA has moved to heighten security.
Jul
14
2010
Woozy Steve Young Studying Game Film For Sunday’s Contest Against Bills, Tearful Wife Reports
PALO ALTO, CA—Former 49ers quarterback and frequent concussion sufferer Steve Young, evidently concerned over performing well in a December 1995 game against the Buffalo Bills, has sequestered himself in his office to study game film for the matchup…
Jul
14
2010
[video] Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody
"’Molly’ and Developmental Psychologist Dr. Kenneth Ives come on Today Now! to talk about her upbringing as a half-human, half-Wolf Blitzer.
Jul
14
2010
American Voices: Guacamole, Salsa Faulted For Outbreaks
A new study from the Centers for Disease Control found that nearly one out of every 25 food-borne illnesses traced to restaurants is caused by contaminated salsa or guacamole.
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