Jul
14
2010
Dear The Onion,
I’d like to point out that I was an early supporter of laptop computers. Thank you.
Lauren Reynolds, Chicago



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Jul
14
2010
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Jul
14
2010
Following the attempted Christmas Day bombing of Northwestern Flight 253, the TSA has moved to heighten security.



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Jul
14
2010
PALO ALTO, CA—Former 49ers quarterback and frequent concussion sufferer Steve Young, evidently concerned over performing well in a December 1995 game against the Buffalo Bills, has sequestered himself in his office to study game film for the matchup…



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Jul
14
2010
"’Molly’ and Developmental Psychologist Dr. Kenneth Ives come on Today Now! to talk about her upbringing as a half-human, half-Wolf Blitzer.



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Jul
14
2010
A new study from the Centers for Disease Control found that nearly one out of every 25 food-borne illnesses traced to restaurants is caused by contaminated salsa or guacamole.



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