Redneck Romantic
- Image by dsb nola via Flickr
The wife and I were sitting outside enjoying the cool night air and realized we do some weird things that we find romantic. Some of these are below not all of them are things that we have done but we found them funny anyway. Enjoy and add some in the comments.
Citronella torches of love…set the mood with a little lighting that also prevents your girl from getting mosquito bites on her ass…ahhh the smell of love!
Bonfire Love….turn your girl on by building a nice cozy bonfire on a chilly night…while you fuel the flames with all the old mail you collected….
Wal-Mart foreplay! Your night away with the kids consists of shopping at Wal-mart buying those sexy panties that are on clearance!! Here baby these are for you!
Easy Breezy…honey the AC’s busted…how we going to have sex? Put two fans on either side of the bed….that’ll keep us cool…
Park N Ride….you have an hour away from the kids so you take the truck and spend an hour looking for a place to park N Ride….nuthin says lovin like a dirt country back road!
Take her cruising….on your first date you take your girl cruising around the college campus you and your boys cruise every weekend looking for girls!!!
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